A Christmas Message.........from Mister E!

Author: 
kev

 

Hi folks! May I take this opportunity to wish all endy customers - both the old and new ones, and the ones just around the corner (!) - a very merry Christmas and a totally splendid New Year! 

We've had an absolute blast over the last year and really look forward to 2016 with developments in all that is Endy-land well and truly penciled in - I actually prefer crayons, but that’s another story….

The web site has received, predominately (we can’t please everyone don’t you know (!) good feedback with several hundred customers now singed up to the E-store. Just about everything has sold well with blankets, Dutch socks and German mountain packs, Italian wool base layers being some of our best sellers, albeit many items are now becoming very scarce and the end is nigh on many lines….

We’ve tons (understatement of the year!) more stock to upload to the web………more on this soon!

 

Remember that the ‘site is here for you 24/7-365 with orders placed on-line generally being shipped out the next working day. During Christmas and New Year, lead-times to dispatch will be adjusted accordingly. For guaranteed* X-Mas delivery please ensure your order is received by Friday 18th of December.

Talking of orders, how about some stocking-filler ideas for you?

socks….camp/accessory combo….a German mountain pack….a back pack….a cuddly toy (!)….more sox….maybe some gloves or a titanium spork or even a sign? Or a holdall, a shemagh (ho, ho, ho!) and these are selling rather well….MoD can openers

And to the E-staff, can I say a massive “thank you” to Paul who holds the fort superbly when Mister E is away playing with his stock and to Mister D who commands the workshop and is our key player within our famous F.A.R.T division - that’s ‘Fix And Repair Team’ for those not up to speed with E-speak!

And to Steve who’s always on hand to help with developments of the new site and then there’s Mrs E - always there to write those cheques and grind the price down on another batch of ammo boxes! Mrs E has worked in our post room rapping (hey everybody take a look at me, I’ve got street credibility, I may not have a job but I have a good time with the guys that I meet down on the line….) the E-parcels for customers for shipping all around the world. And, of course, for putting up with ME!! Happy Christmas to you all!

So, there you have it! Another year, another 12 months, and another 365 days of Endy mayhem have nearly passed!

And talking of things passed, we’re nearly at our 1,000th order number ~ so, if you time it right, the 1K order# that comes in will receive a 100% refund on their goodies. So, small, medium or even an absolutely mahoosive order won’t pay a sausage or even a bean!

Countdown temperature rating to our 1,000 order#:  EVEN WARMER!

Now, I’ve been badgered beyond belief for this years’ X-Mas E-joke, so ‘ear goes………

 

One delightful December evening Christian and his beautiful girlfriend Natasha were sitting by the side of the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, the atmosphere was hot and Christian said, "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu." 
"Oh no, not now. Let’s just look at the moon", said Natasha. 
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play, lets play  Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Christian begged. 
"But I’d rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." 
"Please , just once... no one can see us, we haven’t played Weeweechu for nearly a whole year”. 
Natasha looked at Christian and said, "OK, I guess I’m kinda’ feeling in-the-mood, let’s play Weeweechu." 
So Christian grabbed his guitar and they both sang... 
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

 

Oh, almost forgot, the Endy dawg, aka Christmas Bartles / Pacer Mahem!, says “Happy Christmas and may all your Christmases be white and may all your bones be raw!” Om, nom, nom, nom, nom!

 And if you’re thinking of visiting EndyZ over the festive period you can now see our opening hours over here

 

Happy Christmas folks!!

 

My kindest regards,

 

Mister E & Co.

 

      *Re X-Mas delivery, please ring or e-mail to confirm re availability etc.